Its a bad idea to prank a student of asymmetrical warfare.
Worked a Chinese buffet with some “friends” and a bunch of other people. They had 7 ft tall warmers they held food in.
Manager asked me to restock from it so I hustled to the warmers and nearly shit myself when James, a midget biker / drummer jumped out at me “RAAAAHHH!!!”
Oh you rotter…
Getting Jimmy back was easy.
He liked to drink.
I always carry a Sharpie.
He missed 3 days of work trying to scrub “cok” (purposely misspelled to connote perverted idiocy) off of one cheek and “gobbler” off the other.
He gave up and grew a beard.
To be fair, Donnie’s the one who wrote on him. I just gave him the uni-brow he wore for a month.
Must’ve used half the marker darkening that in…
Jimmy was only the first.
High profile, his sacrifice and the ensuing peace for 48 hours after ward lulled the others into a false sense of security.
Each and everyone of them paid dearly for their insolence…
Our manager discovered some peeled shrimp under his car seat…about 3 days too late.
Checked the weather before hand. Temps in the 90s…
Donnie’s a 270 lb biker lookin’ bass player. Kind of a bad ass truth be told but deathly afraid of spiders.
All his screen savers, Tarantulas. In his DVD player? Arachnaphobia, Kingdom of the Spiders on every TV on a loop and fake spiders in every drawer, in the toilet, in the freezer, the shower. Never the car. Didn’t want him to kill himself and never in his bed because knew he’d freak out more by checking it constantly and NOT finding anything.
2 days and he begged mercy.
The dishwasher, Chris?
Lots and lots of bubbles…
Constantly cleaning bubbles…
Thats like fighting the wind.
Got to the point NO ONE wanted to take out the garbage.
So many variation possibilities there… :)
Fun is fun but it was a huge waste of time and seriously disrupted operations for about a week so an employee meeting was held, apologizes made.
There was confetti, a crown, kisses and a cake, I wanted no part of…
No one pranked anyone anymore after that.
At least not that I knew of…